I saw this brilliantly funny ID-checking propaganda stuck to the check-out counter of 7-Eleven. I mean, this red-headed goober’s not fooling anybody with his fake ‘stache! I tried all sorts of ways of buying beer when I was a teenager but I was never innovative enough to try a fake mustache. Too bad it doesn’t work, even when you are old enough: at the age of 27, even with a full-grown real ‘stache, I still get carded at stores.

Here’s the full text:

While your sweet ‘stache may say 30, we’ll need to see what your ID says.