I could smell this guy’s stogie half way down the block. He was on his work break.

How long have you had your mustache for?

Since I was 19. And I’m 55. So… figure it out.

Wow. That’s a long time. What made you decide to grow one?

Probably because I could back then. It was the first time I could really grow one.

Have you had different styles?

Yeah, I’ve had a goatee. But now it’s all white so I don’t do it. Just this little flavor patch.

Where are you from originally?

I was born in the Philippines but I grew up in Minnesota.

Have you ever thought about shaving it?

Not seriously.

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Do you have a good mustache story?

Can’t think of one off of hand. I’m sure I do but…