More mustache merchandise from Etsy! Ladies can now ornament their private parts with a handlebar stache. I call it the “Muffstache”.

The seller offers some opinions of men with mustaches and the women who love them:

Gentlemen prefer blondes but scoundrels prefer girls with mustache undies. And we wouldn’t have it any other way, really. Attract the wrong sort with these hand-screened mustache undies…

[Mustache Undies from Etsy]