With the short month of February drawn to a close, that means that Mustache March is now upon us. The movement is nowhere as big as Movember and seems to be somewhat of an imitation: growing mustaches for charity. Nonetheless, I think we should have Mustache January, Mustache February, etc. So I’m all for it. I just look to a day when men don’t need to use charity to get everyone to accept their staches.

You should be clean-shaven on March 1st and you’re allowed to grow out a beard until the 15th, which is known as “shave day,” after which only mustache facial hair is allowed. The event is then celebrated with a chili cookoff.

Awards are given for Best in Show, Most Disturbing, Most Fitting, Dirtlip Award, Preexisting Condition Class Award.

Gentlemen, start your staches!