I’m pretty sure that I don’t have anyone in my life who wouldn’t enjoy a nice jaunt in the BusTache.  Ok, there are lots of them, but I am referring to my alternate life, a life where buses are neon green, adorned with a giant Rusty Jones-esque stache, and countless people around who want nothing more with their lives than to ride aboard such a glorious vehicle.

Fortunately for us, this is a reality somewhere in the world, as the hot little baby to the left is roaming the highways, just waiting to make a pit stop for some passengers who want to log some miles in the tickle machine.  Especially if somehow Chris Farley could reprise his Billy Madison role and steal some lunches.