We sent the call and you answered. Well, rather Joseph, our new summer intern answered. Joseph is enjoying the best summer of his life: the summer between high school and university. He has no responsibilities, that is, he didn’t until he elected to write for Stachist. Now we plan on exploiting him to produce content for our silly blog. Well… we’ll at least write him a letter of recommendation.

What Joseph lacks in experience he makes up for in mustache. His lip sweater would make even the most mature of sheriffs jealous. He’ll have no problem buying beer with that baby on his lip. I couldn’t have matched that at his age.

Below are the photos he sent in with his application. How could we not hire him? Follow his posts at stachist.com/authors/lohjoeman

“Me, as of today, in one of many mustache-centric outfits”

“My friends' enthusiastic, albeit unsuccessful, attempt to take down the glorious stash”