Best facial hair ever? The Mustache.

Best band ever? The Beatles.

While most people claim the Beatles wrote songs that were loosely disguised references to drug-enduced euphoria, the dirty little secret is of a truly different sort. Many of their legendary songs may be directly traced to a whole other euphoric category.

Mustaches.

We all live in a yellow submarine? Many men in the navy, the very men who pilot submarines, wear mustaches to keep their lips warm on the open seas.

What animal has facial hair just like the people showcased on this blog? Well, let’s just say I am the Walrus.

And what must one do when too many women are pulled in by the auspicious aura of his mustache? Well, give each a Ticket to Ride, of course!