That and Are We Human? Or Are We Dancer? are the two most impossible question sequences in the history of civilation*

* Song lyric credit to The Killers.  Killer stache credit to Ed.

Kaan, pictured to the left with the sweet almost handlebar stache, has everything you could possibly want in a Stachist.  First and foremost, he has a mustache.  That is necessary.  But there is more.  His email handle is simply 12Dangerous, which, we have to assume is 12 times more dangerous than the fool whose email is just Dangerous.

Our challenge to Kaan is to extend the handlebar to a length that he can miraculously have the tips reach through his hoop earrings.  If he sends back a picture of that, we will have no problem crowning him “Stache of the Year.”

Oh, and check out his website: http://www.anadolufilm.com/.  It’s not in English, but the Stache speaks all languages.

Pencil Thin Mustache #12 & 35.

Most of the musicians I choose to showcase in “Mustache Music Monday” gained fame while wearing a mustache. But today I bring you a man who became famous without one, then grew a stache to further his stardom.

May I present, Mr. Bob Dylan.

Most pictures I know of Dylan are of him as a clean shaven younger man. Yet, what do I find on google images when I search his name in conjuncture with the word “mustache”? That’s right, a picture of the same man, gently seasoned by age, sporting a handsome salt ‘n’ pepper nose neighbor.

Now, normally, I’m not a fan of the pencil thin approach. Yet, staring into Dylan’s dreamy facial hair with “Rainy Day Women #12 & 35″ playing in the back of my head somehow forces me to reconsider. I mean seriously, what man is more worthy of being allowed to play a guitar and wear a mustache at the same time?