It’s generally hard for people out in cyberland to submit a picture of their stache and immediately (or at all, for that matter) see it on this site.  Writer burnout, combined with laziness, makes it virtually impossible for a fast turnaround.  But sometimes, special staches shoot right to this page like bottle rockets.   Oftentimes in these cases, having an awesome name is just as important as having an awesome mustache.  Case in point, Chris Porker, to the left.

When a “Submit Your Stache” pops up in my inbox from someone with a name as badass as Chris Porker, I take notice.  When that person also has one of the sweetest staches to ever grace this page, I crack my knuckles and get writing.

What do you get when you combine the two?  A post two hours after he submitted his stache.  Oh, to be porked by that stache.  Now that is the dream.