Well, Christmastime is here again, and it’s time to get a gift for that special stache-loving lady in your life. And Kay Jewelers has one thing right- you should get her some oh so special jewelry from your heart to hers.

But I speak not of diamonds! Oh no, your lady deserves the best money can buy!

And what’s the best, you ask?
Well certainly you must know– I mean a stache!

(I myself gave these earrings to a very beautiful lady myself last christmas, and solidly give them whatever furry seal of approval I, as a Stachist writer and general moustache enthusiast, can offer.)

Any regular reader would know that I love to insinuate that the moustache makes the man. While I do this in (partial) jest, TBWA shows us that in some cases, this is absolute fact. (The following images are their property, and were found via Flavorwire)

See Che, Mario, Hulk Hogan, Freddie Mercury, Gandhi, and Einstein after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Yes! Another contest tailored directly to us, my moustachioed brethren!

If you you go to the facebook page for Bic Razors, they are having some free give-aways in tandem with a facial hair photo submission contest. But act fast, the contest ends December 16!

All we ask is you remember your favorite moustache blog when you become a furry faced celebrity.

Moustaches within moustaches within… a very neat blog.

Ever wondered what it would look like if your dedication to your facial hair paid off and you could grow a sentient copy of yourself out of your upper lip?

Me neither, but someone did.

Well. I have to admit. I obviously have not done my homework on moustachioed sports. Apparently hockey players have quite a bit of lip swagger as well.

According to an article from Yahoo Sports,  the Ducks Goalie, Jonas Hiller has made a special Movember mask featuring black and white pictures of all his teammates with moustaches. On the back, it features a particularly large picture of himself sporting similar facial adornments. Congratulations Jonas, you have renewed my faith in professional sports.

(Credit for finding the article goes to Reddit user  FearElBeardo)

Moustache Wax is very important for the attempting of elaborate moustaches. Its quality is very important for the quality of that elaborate moustache.

I have tried many waxes. All of them failed miserably. That is, until I was gifted a tin of Man’s Face Stuff.

The kind gentlemen who produce this product sell it in 4 wonderful scents. Gin & Tonic, a tantalizing fragrance true to its name. Huntsman, a black licorice aroma every bit as masculine as its name. Red Hot, a cinnamon which has, unrelated to its name, had women tell me it conjures fond memories of christmas time. And last but not least, the specialty scent All Nighter, made to add a dash of coffee and tobacco to round of the similar aroma its ideal wearers most likely already sport.

Bottom line: Need moustache wax? Buy this stuff. Its the only moustache wax with the lumber-jack-like grip that has managed to keep the curls in my moustache all day long, even if I go swimming.

The internet has done a great job at bringing us just about anything we can ask for. With little effort you can find everything from the very important funny pictures of cats, to the lesser valued charity sites which people occassionally send around. Despite these wonderful capabilities, the internet still hasn’t been able to provide people with what they truly need. That is- until now.

Whether you’re looking to make a funny cat picture funnier, or give the most generous gift ever to some random politician or actor in a news article, Mustachio is here to help. With this in-browser application for Google Chrome, every picture is automatically given the moustache it has so desperately needed all along.

Man, I tell ya- young folks and their indie music bands. So many you can hardly listen to any of it anymore- they’re the same anyways, right?

No. Along with the many others that have been showcased here as part of Mustache Music Monday, Local Natives has managed to stand out on account of two things: mustaches and solid music. The Local Natives themselves have managed to make their own mark by reliably combining the soft music typical of most indie bands with the ever reliable guitar parts of psychadelic music. And on top of that they’ve even been able to throw some folk-influenced singing in on top.

And did I mention the mustaches?

Now for those who don’t know, James Hetfield is the lead singer for Metallica.

Yea, yea- we know everyone out there doesn’t like metal, especially if they’ve only heard the heavier stuff. But, if there ever was one thing beautiful about the metal music scene, it was James Hetfield’s moustache.

While he now opts for a shamefully bare upper lip, you can still listen to Metallica’s music and envision a better, more stache-filled time.

If you have usually avoided listening to metal, try listening to Hero Of The Day , Turn The Page, Until It Sleeps, or Enter Sandman

Do you wake up and cry tears of happiness when you see your trusty lip companion in the mirror?

Do you then cry tears of sadness when you realize your laptop will never be able to experience the type of happiness that you can?

Well! Now not only can you give your laptop a mustache, which has already been done , but you can also give it a bike.

That way it can ride to the party where all the cool mustached computers are hanging out.

(Also available for iphone, ipod, ipad, and as a poster)