There is an investigation going on over at Bleacher Report in an attempt to find out who this man is sitting the in crowd at the last 49er’s game. He has become instantly famous just for having a mustache. The camera man at the game clearly fixated on him and so did the TV viewers at home. Now there is an all out search on the Internet, on Twitter, just to find out who this amazing man is. What’s his story?

If you have any information that may help identify him, please contact us.

I’m too lazy to write a new post but I wanted to acknowledge today. Martin Luther King Jr. was a great mustached American.

Here’s our post from 2 years ago. It’s OK to recycle it because you don’t remember that anyhow.

Steve Jobs just got even better. I found this photo while checking out Google’s 2011 Zeitgeist. Steve Jobs was the 9th most searched for thing on Google in 2011. In 6th and 10th are the iPhone 5 and iPad2.

I don’t know about you guys, but I think he deserves a spot on the Stachist Masthead.

Any regular reader would know that I love to insinuate that the moustache makes the man. While I do this in (partial) jest, TBWA shows us that in some cases, this is absolute fact. (The following images are their property, and were found via Flavorwire)

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If you’re like me, Sunday means football.  NFL football, specifically.  Also, if you’re like me, Sunday football on FOX means one of the best staches in the game, on the upper lip of host James Brown.  This perfectly coiffed stache represents the best that the NFL has to offer, and we are proud to fly the James Brown flag on this blog.

To the left is a still hot from an old Traveler’s Insurance commercial for, well, insurance and stuff.  But it is also an advertisement for Stachist, as the violin player in the commercial ups his class by rocking a violin.  The only thing that would make this more classy would be if he were using the stache as a bow.

Tim has the Sergeant Slaughter look down pat.  He’s got the tank top, the glasses, the hat and most crucial of all, the stache.  No word on whether he can deliver a Sgt. Slaughter worthy Cobra Clutch and capture the WWE title, but his stache points toward his being able to handle all challengers.

James Murdoch, Rupert’s son, was all set to take over his dad’s empire, that is until he got caught hacking phones.

Who will be the new heir? COO Chase Carey. Can you guess why?

[Reuters via Gawker]

Bill Simmons, to the left, subbed in last week for Tony Kornheiser on ESPN’s “Pardon the Interruption” and he brought along a co-star, a fantastic porn stache.

Thanks to one of our fans (who also happens to be my mother) for the email tip.