I was all set to write a post about Law & Order LA Detective TJ Jaruszalski’s mustache in honor of the show’s come back but then I came to find that actor Corey Stoll had SHAVED IT after the first new episode. As if that wasn’t bad enough they filmed the slaughter and put it on YouTube. I shed a tear. RIP Poseidon. (That was its name.)

This mustache was spotted on a San Francisco policeman during the shitshow that is Bay to Breakers. Olivia, on the left was visiting from Australia and wanted to have her photo taken with a policeman from America. And what is an American cop without a mustache?

And yes, that is a Jerry Garcia tie tied around her head.

Bernard Kerick, former NYC police commissioner is being held on conspiracy and fraud charges. He has a mustache. Now he’s on the other side of the camera. Where’s the profile shot?

Via Gawker & the NY Times