That’s straight up intimidation, that’s what that is.  Tom Selleck, you’re on notice.

Well too bad- you can’t.

But you sure can help Lord Likely put on all sorts of mustachioed personas in “Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Mustache-O-Rama”

In this wonderful (family-chaos-escaping) nugget of internet fun, one is able to adorn this stylish gent with any of 36 mustaches. Each one is cleverly named, ranging from the “Fu-Man Chew” and “The Damned Frenchman” to the much more unique “Strumpet’s Delight” and “The Whore Beater.”

Pancho Villa

It’s been less than two months since Mexico’s bicentennial. Why not keep the party going by being Pancho Villa for Halloween? In addition to un gran bigote, all you need is a sombrero, a pancho and some no-nonsense bullets strapped across you chest.

Anchor man

“Stay classy, San Diego!” Who can forget Will Ferrell’s iconic role as Ron Burgundy? This Halloween, you can re-live the grandeur of being a local television celebrity in the 70s. If you can’t find a maroon suit in your dad’s closet, try your local thrift store. The key to capturing this look (aside from the mustache) is getting the proper colored suit. Check the photo for a reference.

80s Detective (Sabotage)

Alá the Beastie Boys in their music video for Sabotage. This is the only mustache costume that I think is better with a fake mustache rather than a real one. The costume calls for a short-sleeve button-down shirt, neck tie and, of course, a pair of aviators. You get bonus points for having a walkie-talkie or some sort of retro communications device.

Cowboy

The cowboy is usually a bland costume. With a real mustache, however, you become an authentic and committed cowboy. So get yourself a real cowboy hat (I recommend a Stetson), a bandana, some shit-kickers and big-ass belt buckle. (Note: This costume won’t work in Texas—you’ll just look normal.)

Cheech (and Chong)

Have a friend with a beard? Do you like reefer? Be Cheech Marin of Cheech and Chong for Halloween. Cheech’s most famous wardrobe consists of a yellow wife-beater, red suspenders, a red beanie, baggie khakis and a caterpillar mustache. If you’re going for Chong, you’ll need a red bandana and a blue jean shirt. Bonus points for an oversized, novelty joint.

Brian Wilson

Game 4 of the World Series will be played on Halloween night. Here in San Francisco, there will undoubtedly be hundreds of people sporting fake beards and paying tribute to Brian Wilson. Hell, people dress up like him on any game day, let alone Halloween. Fear the beard. Go Giants!

[SF Beard and Mustache Contest via Flavorpill]

Evil people have had mustaches, yes.  Hitler.  Stalin.  Saddam.  Pretty much any evil person you can think of probably had a mustache.  But the fact that people are searching specifically for evil people from the 1800′s really raises the stakes.

Stachist.com is the second best place to get this information, and the fact that we are calling for your help means that evil people with mustaches from the 1800′s is a topic that there just isn’t enough information on.  So, please.  Anyone that remembers the 1800′s, specifically someone with a mustache that you felt was truly evil, let your voice be heard.

Voice your opinion in the comments.

They’re utilizing Mr. Monopoly’s iconic, white mustache to promote the scratchers.

In a TV commercial spot, “[t]he white handlebar mustache usually seen on Mr. Monopoly finds its way onto game players growing their moneystaches.” In this case it’s a young blond woman growing a huge white stache.

They also have the mustache stuck onto mirrors in bars and restaurants.

[Via MediaPost]

Now that you’ve grown a moustache… make it the greatest!

A must for styling, grooming and controlling moustaches, sideburns and beards.

Cop

You can be a generic cop (with or without mustache) but the’ stache gives you more authority. It’s even better if you look like a specific fictional cop like Lieutenant Dangle from Reno 9-11 or any of the mustachioed Super Troopers.

Pro Wrestler

Mustaches, neon and spandex never went out of style for pro-wrestlers. The most recognizable wrestlers that people would “get” are Hulk Hogan and Nacho Libre. Hulk would be harder to do because you’d have to be ripped and hairless. But if you’re fat and hairy like I am, flaunt it like Jack Black.

Magnum PI

This Halloween costume is a cinch. All you need is a mustache, Hawaiian shirt and jeans. I guess a lot of chest hair wouldn’t hurt either.

Captain Hook (or Morgan)

They’re basically the same costume but with one you carry around a bottle of rum, draw ‘staches on people and tell them that “the Captain was here.” Both Captains sport a black, waxed handlebar mustache.

Mark Twain

Get some white hair spray and a white suit with a black tie and you can be Mark Twain. He sports a bushy walrus ‘stache.

Unabomber

Costumes of murderers and criminals don’t always go over so well, but hey, it is Halloween. This is the easiest costume you could do. All you need are some aviators and a hoody. Don’t, of course, forget the barely visible pedophile ‘stache.

6,000 people participated in the study, One-third clean-shaven, one-third mustached and one-third bearded.

Despite being on average higher earners, it is the lavish Mustached American lifestyle that is the key contributor to lower savings by people of Mustached American descent. This study shows that nearly all discretionary income of Mustached Americans is spent on entertainment, household disposables, bottled beverages, and luxury items.