Well, I’ve recently started this thing called “college.” It turns out that while most people may try to convince you that colleges are institutions of higher education, on this very Saturday, following a winning football game, I’m pretty sure that its one large party rather than a location for academia. So, if this is how things will be- why not at least make it classy?

Well look no further for sophistication whilst drinking. All you need is a mustache. Don’t have a lip mitten, you say? Then hold one of these up while the liquor goes down!

Presto- instant gentleman or gentlewoman.

Feeling down? Don’t see the purpose in life? Can’t seem to get anywhere in the dating game? Cry yourself to sleep every night?

You need a mustache.

And guess what?! With the wonderful Manly Mustache Mirror Clings from Urban Outfitters, you can skip the months of waiting for it to grow, as well as the disappointment that it’s not full enough! Now every time you look in the mirror when you wake up you’ll be ready to plow through the day with a smile at face, knowing you’ll get back to that mirror.

And that handsome mustached felow you see? Who plans to sleep in your bed tonight? Yes, that is you.

Get a paper cut? Fall and scrape your knee? Freak bird attack? What better solution than a mustache?

We all know that the joy mustaches bring to life has a healing power of it’s own, but now, thanks to Urban Outfitters, mustaches literally nurture your very wounds back to health. With each bandage topped with the striking image of a magical lip mitten, not only will you meet with a speedy recovery, but you will do so in the height of fashion.

This past weekend, I celebrated my birthday. Yet, what was put together as a celebration of my entrance into this world years ago, came more as an exaltation of the regal hair that rests atop my lip. Instead of receiving the normal tomfoolery of itunes cards and straight cash, I came into more unique tailored gifts, such as mustache comb and wax, topped off with the find of the year: The Milk Mustache Book.

In reality, it is the perfect gift as it may be given to both the mustachioed and also to the less fortunate forced to wander through daily life with a naked upper lip. Those with mustaches may compare their hairy masterpieces with the lactose-based imitations of celebrities (all the while holding their heads high in glory), and those lacking a furry companion may bring the book into their lives as a beacon of hope as to what may be.

Oh yea, and you can read about the advertising campaign too.

It seems like they’re putting mustaches on everything these days. You can always put one on yourself  alá a fake mustache. Or you can put one on your car. Now you can even put a mustache on your MacBook. Stick With Me Baby makes decals of hair with which to anthropromorphize the glowing Apple logo on your laptop. Their selection of mustaches is standard but they have creative names to replace the mustache’s more household names. For instance, what is commonly known as the “Dali” is called, more generically, the “surrealist.” The up-side-down handlebar, or horseshoe, they call the “self defense.” And the “Fu Manchu,” the “wise tentacles of Dr. Mooch.”

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Behold the Carstache. It’s a mustache. For your car. I saw a mustachioed vehicle driving around the streets of San Francisco (which is where the company is based) and unfortunately did not have a  camera. Luckily they have an informative website where you can peruse all their colors and purchase one for your own car. Colors come in classic black, firestache orange, so hot pink, legendary blond and wisdom grey.

Why put such a thing on your car?

We made Carstache™ purely because we think it’s funny. No other reason. It’s unexpected and it makes people smile. When random strangers see a Carstache™ they repeatedly laugh, wave, thumbs-up, fist pump, gun flex, wink wink, kiss kiss, you name it.

It can be yours for $39.
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There are a lot of mustache shirts out there these days but it’s very seldom that you see a pair of mustache pants and even more rare, mustache sweatpants.

Rusty at Shameful Designs sent us this gem. Over the top? I’ll let you be the judge. Notice the subject isn’t wearing his homemade attire out in public rather in the privacy of his own kitchen. Perhaps they are his jammies.

If you heart mustaches as much as you heart NY, then the I <3 mustache shirt is for you. It looks like it’s only made for the ladies. Men, of course, can just grow their own.

Available at where-else-but Urban Outfitters.

Somebody has thought of another mundane item which can be shaped into a mustache and be made better. This time it’s mustache crayons. They’re made from real crayons. [Mustache crayons via Boing Boing]

Design firm Pentagram recently designed a new cover for a reissue of Edourdo de Pomiane’s 1930 classic Cooking With Pomiane. The cover features four creative mustaches made from different foods. De Pomiane, in addition to being a famous “food writer and culinary personality” also had a kick-ass mustache. See him in real life after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »