There are various shops where you can go to get your mustache related merchandise. Some are here, some are over there. Wouldn’t it be great if you could buy your mustache coffee cup, mustache undies, and all of your other mustache goods in one place?* Now you can at MustacheAttack.com.

Just in time for Christmas they have generously offered Stachist readers 15% discount! Use code STACHIST15 at checkout to get your discount.

Merry Christmas! They also sell the festive card below.

* Not sure if they actually carry undies, but give ‘em some time.

Well, Christmastime is here again, and it’s time to get a gift for that special stache-loving lady in your life. And Kay Jewelers has one thing right- you should get her some oh so special jewelry from your heart to hers.

But I speak not of diamonds! Oh no, your lady deserves the best money can buy!

And what’s the best, you ask?
Well certainly you must know– I mean a stache!

(I myself gave these earrings to a very beautiful lady myself last christmas, and solidly give them whatever furry seal of approval I, as a Stachist writer and general moustache enthusiast, can offer.)

People always wonder why I started a blog about mustaches. Was it for the fame? The money? The women?

It was for all of the above. …and for the schwag. See, bloggers of a certain fame are propositioned to review products, which, most of the time, they are given for free. It just so happens that I was propositioned by the makers of the Mustache Poet line of Magnetic Poetry. A fine product indeed! Let me tell you about it.

The set contains over 200 manly words like “groovy,” “power,” “party,” “intrigue,” and “freedom.” And, because they are magnetic, you can put them on any metal surface and they will just stay there! Put them in your locker, on your fridge, your file cabinet or your toolbox. It would make for a great stocking stuffer!

If you are looking for more mustache related gear, check out other mustache merchandise.

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Erica, to the left, has taken a whole new direction with her scarf.  It has a stache, and when wrapped around her neck and face, it hangs out in a perfect position.  Women can finally have the stache that they know they want.

The scarves are 70% organic cotton and 30% hemp, and can be purchased at Erica’s Etsy page here:  http://www.etsy.com/listing/66722305/mustache-scarf.

Get yours today!

As if you don’t have enough accessories on your face! Want to take the 1800s look even further? Grab yourself the Coronel Monocle from Warby Parker ($50). Warby Parker is a new low-cost but designer online eyewear retailer. They cut out the middle man and offer a superb purchasing experience by sending you samples in the mail so you can try them on for real. If you’re going to wear them everyday, you want to make sure you look alright, yeah? I recently bought a pair of the green Becketts. Now all I need is a fake plastic nose and I’ll look like Groucho Marx.

Read more about the Warby Parker story.

Moustache Wax is very important for the attempting of elaborate moustaches. Its quality is very important for the quality of that elaborate moustache.

I have tried many waxes. All of them failed miserably. That is, until I was gifted a tin of Man’s Face Stuff.

The kind gentlemen who produce this product sell it in 4 wonderful scents. Gin & Tonic, a tantalizing fragrance true to its name. Huntsman, a black licorice aroma every bit as masculine as its name. Red Hot, a cinnamon which has, unrelated to its name, had women tell me it conjures fond memories of christmas time. And last but not least, the specialty scent All Nighter, made to add a dash of coffee and tobacco to round of the similar aroma its ideal wearers most likely already sport.

Bottom line: Need moustache wax? Buy this stuff. Its the only moustache wax with the lumber-jack-like grip that has managed to keep the curls in my moustache all day long, even if I go swimming.

That’s right loyal readers, we have ish for you to support. Some innovating readers are in the process of creating a mustache tie clip. All they need is your support to make it to the $3,000 necessary to fund the project. So, donate now, and hopefully you will get one of the clips. Multiple sponsorship levels are available, so please, check it out!

Nowadays there are many people out there willing to make a quick buck selling you whatever they can. Be it yet another infomercial selling cheap jewlery or the village medicine man with his magic potions, it pays to be wary. So who CAN we trust?

Well, if you want a solid buy worth your money, check out the cheerful gents over at Carstache. While it’s easy to be skeptical of something sold for the hood of your car, I can assure you first hand that it will certainly hold up.

When opening my Carstache, which I won from one of their many facebook giveaways, I expected s thin flimsy object. But I was pleasantly surprised to find that not only is it of a substantial and durable thickness, but also of equally tough materials. I was all the more impressed after driving across winter roads with my carstache picking up only a fraction of the salt that my car did.

My only words of warning are these:

• They put three anchor points on the back for a reason.
• (Nothing is more startling than a Carstache suddenly flipping upside down at 45 mph.)

‘Tis the season to consume. So you want to get someone a Christmas gift and he or she likes mustaches. What do you get them? Fortunately we’ve featured a wide variety of different mustache merchandise throughout the year, all of which would be excellent for any mustache enthusiast. Just about anything you can think of has been enhanced with a mustache. See below for examples.

If you need more ideas, fredflare.com asks you to use your purchasing power to vote for either mustaches or bacon. It’s a tough decision to make, most definitely.

TOMS, the social-conscious purveyor of hipster footwear, is helping out the Movember cause. They’ve crafted a limited edition Movember branded shoe. It features dark brown corduroy and the Movember mustache logo.

I you’re a Mo Sista, this is a great way for you to support the fight against cancer.