More mustache merchandise from Etsy! Ladies can now ornament their private parts with a handlebar stache. I call it the “Muffstache”.

The seller offers some opinions of men with mustaches and the women who love them:

Gentlemen prefer blondes but scoundrels prefer girls with mustache undies. And we wouldn’t have it any other way, really. Attract the wrong sort with these hand-screened mustache undies…

[Mustache Undies from Etsy]

We’ve already told you about mustache coffee mugs for your coffee and mustache fiends. Well, now you can cover all your beverage bases with these mustache pint glasses from Etsy. If there’s anything I love more than coffee, it’s beer (and if there’s anything I love more than beer, it’s a mustache).

The mustache stencils are handmade and sand-blasted on the dishwasher-safe (though not entirely drunkard-safe) pint glasses.

Want to see the mustache pint glasses in action or show yours off? The creators set up a flickr group.

Looking for a gift for a fellow mustache enthusiast that they can enjoy all year long? How about “Sex Confident—The Mustache Calendar?” The calendar captures mustaches in 12 of the many different personalities that have them: the Caveman, Casanova, Mr. Introspective, the Professional, the Boxer, the Dad, the Lumberjack.

All of the talent that went into making this glorious way to count the days has spawned from the Rhode Island School of Design in Providence.

Each month has a mustache quote like,

• Ask not what your mustache can do for you but what you can do for your mustache
• Mi mustachio es su mustachio
• Behind every great man there is a great mustache

Pick one up today. The black and white photos were taking with a medium format camera and the photos are stunning.

The Mustache Calendar

Dogs have no problem walking around with an air of indifference, ignoring who they want, sniffing the legs of others, always checking for new places to claim as their territory.  In that sense, dogs are just like hipsters.

But until now they were not allowed to have an outlandish ironic stache like their owners.  Humunga Stache, available here, is perfect for any pup who has long wanted to step up his upper lip game.  One part chew toy, one part mustache – all parts awesome, the Humunga Stache is for dogs what the mustache mugs are for humans . . . a way to be a member of the mustachioed millions for a few brief, but glorious, seconds.

Peter Ibruegger has created a simple coffee mug design that really lets its users spice things up each time they fall slave to caffeine.  His mustache mugs, available here, are true works of art: black staches on white ceramic mugs that give you two options of style, depending on which hand you raise to your lips.

If you don’t have a stache, it is a way for you to be cool, in three second intervals.  And if you are lucky/dedicated enough to be the owner of your very own mustache, even when you are covering it with your morning coffee, you will be confident knowing that your glorious lip strip has tagged in a temporary substitute.

I was perusing Etsy for some mustache stuff and came across this amazing illustration. It represents how mustaches have gone in and out of style throughout the generations, particularly the different styles of mustaches. The trendy mustaches of today can be throwbacks of 70s-style staches or, more popular and represented here, the wild, bushy styles of the 1800s. The illustration also represents how mustaches can sometimes take on a life of their own. The descendant and ancestor aren’t shaking hands, their mustaches are.

The artist writes:

Two moustaches shaking hands across generations, what could be more classy? This image was first created to advertise one of our wax slogans, but there was so much demand that we make prints of this design that we couldn’t help but comply.

You can get a print for $20. Also check out the artist’s portfolio.

More Movember madness: T-shirt slanger PalmerCash is donating $10 from every mustache-themed t-shirt they sell in the month of Movember. This one on the right will set you back $22.97, but, mind you, almost half of that is going to the Movember Foundation and ultimately to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and Lance Armstrong Foundation.

This is my favorite pick from their selection because it highlights the dual preconceptions that people have of men with ‘staches. Are they gentlemen? Are they criminals?

Whenever I have a moustache there are always two camps… those who think it makes me look like a gentleman, and those who make me think it looks like a criminal.

To be honest, it makes me look like both.

More Ts after the jump.

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…who has the best mustache of them all?

Ever wondered what you would look like with a mustache? Ever wonder what you’d like like with a different mustache? This mustache self portrait mirror by the Design Can in Brooklyn lets you wake up every morning and find out. Amuse your friends with this fun mirror. They also have other cuts like antlers, a half skull and a pearl necklace. I dig the fancy borders.

You can buy the mirrors via Elsewares although I don’t think they have the mustache one in stock :(. See it in action after the jump.

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Just look at how much fun this dude is having wearing a mustache shirt and standing in front of a brick wall! If you enjoy mustaches but either can’t or won’t grow one, then why not have one on your chest?

The shirt is slate-colored and from American Apparel, which, I don’t know about all of their other clothing, but they make the best damn fitting and feeling t-shirts ever. I love the simple design. Just one giant bigote. It almost looks like chest hair.

Get it from Busted Tees, only $20.

My brother’s girlfriend saw this book at the store the other day and of course she had to send it to me. It’s a celebration of ‘staches with “50 Badass Mustaches and the Faces Who Sport Them.” That’s right, you need a face to support a mustache. They don’t exist on their own. No doubt your face will be more memorable if you grow a ‘stache; everyone seems to remember who these folks are. See the whole list after the jump.

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