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Every 20 minutes….

dervin — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:19:34 +0000

Every 20 minutes, a child is diagnosed with…. A MUSTACHE!

Sounds like there is legit research is behind this “adjusted” billboard.

Three Year Stache

banana — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 20:13:26 +0000

This is Justin. He’s been growing his mustache for 3 years but he says it hasn’t gotten any longer since year one.

I snapped this photo at Hemlock on Friday night after his band, The Silent Comedy played.

He’s still got a long time before he can challenge Larry McClure.

Better Know a Stache: the Mutton-Stache

Lohjoeman — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 18:41:35 +0000

Here, in this picture, you may see on the right, myself, and on the left, Theodore (as I have chosen to call him). Now, just last night, I was buying ice cream, and when I look up at the man selling it, I was lucky enough to come stache to stache with Theodore, as well as his lovely Mutton-Stache.

Now, the Mutton-Stache is a rarely executed facial hair style that should only be attempted by professional Stachists, such as Theodore. It is a combo style where the grower lets his side burns creep down his jaw until they are graciously allowed to connect with the glorious mustache, without any pesky beard to distract away. It as if Theodore here has two gorgeous arrows down his face directly to his mustache, screaming out for all the world to hear, “Look how beautiful my face is now. I am a MAN”

Kids- don’t try this at home.

[P.S. Theodore- If you read this and would like me to update this article with your real name, please contact me at Joseph@stachist.com]

Would You Like Some Whiskers with That Whiskey?

banana — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:21:01 +0000

There were some fine specimens of mustache amongst the bartenders and staff at San Francisco’s Savoy Tivoli. This is just one example from this weekend’s All Shook Down festival. Mustaches should be a requirement for bartenders.

Submit Your Stache Yields Another Gem: Presenting Jer

dervin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 02:50:11 +0000

What do you get when you combine a newsboy hat, aviator sunglasses and a St. Christopher’s medal perched lovingly atop a hint of the mustache’s neighbor, the chestache? You get a man who, according to his submission, is named Jer. What do you get when you add a final accessory, this one below Jer’s nose?

You get a freaking rock star.

With the classic twist that only comes after roughing it through a week’s or even month’s long stage of awkwardness, today’s Submit Your Stache All-Star has reached the holy land of staches that few achieve: the necessity of actually having a favorite mustache wax.

Guiness Mustache

banana — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 03:51:49 +0000

You’ve heard of milk mustaches—those are for kiddos. Grown men with real mustaches prefer to wear the Guiness mustache instead. And having a real stache underneath makes your Guiness last just that much longer. Facebook fan Gregory models the Guiness mustache with his already impressive handlebars.

Mustache on Vacation

banana — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:56:54 +0000

Reader Damian B. sent us a photo of his mustache while it was on vacation in Hawaii. You can almost feel the wind blowing through the curls of his untamed lip whiskers.

My Brother’s Short Lived Mustache

banana — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:34:02 +0000

This is my brother. He had a mustache. I’m assuming it was a tribute to me and this site. He always had goatee, so it wasn’t too difficult to move to the mustache. I’m disappointed tho because he only kept it for a day. Weak sauce.

“Too Good Not to Throw a Gnome Hat On”

banana — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:03:42 +0000

My friend spotted this mustache on Halloween and wrote me:

found this stache on the street, too good to not throw a gnome hat on, what do you think of him stachey? could he make your website?

The answer is yes. Yes, of course. If I saw that mustache, I’da thrown a gnome hat on him too. (She was a Gnome for Halloween.)

Stache on the Street #5

dervin — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:45:09 +0000

Location: West 4th Street and 6th Avenue, Manhattan, after the Halloween parade

What’s your name, Mr. Monocle?
Oliver

I have to say, that is one fantastic ‘stache. Is it part of your costume?
Nope, but it is part of me.

What part of the world gives us such a glorious ‘stache?
Western Ireland

And what do you do here, besides get random guys to ask to take your picture for their website?
I’m an artist. A painter- oil on canvas.