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DJ with a Great Mustache for Radio…

banana — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 18:00:05 +0000

Hey listeners, if you’ve just joined us, you’re listening to Break Fluid Radio. In the studio here today you’re listening to DJ Robert Henry Press.

While his head may be a little sparse of hair, he makes up for it with the grand ornamentation on the lower half of his face. A mustache that resembles the horns of a water buffalo and a goatee that looks like an orb of whiskers.

Andrew’s all dressed up and stached out

dervin — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:57:56 +0000

The first submitted stache of 2011 did not disappoint in the slightest, as its red-tinged glory is right there on Andrew’s upper lip for all to enjoy. Andrew has paired his stache with a tie and suspenders, rounding out the classic look.

He is also gazing into the top right corner of the room he is in, as there is clearly something important going on there that precludes him from looking at the camera.

Marty’s powerful stache with a touch of goatee

dervin — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 21:23:00 +0000

Marty has a full, lush stache that has a goatee hanging out with it. Props on the fullness of your facial hair, Marty. If only we could all be so bold, and for that matter, beautiful.

The double stache

dervin — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 22:27:42 +0000

Adil has an almost perfectly manicured stache, and compliments it with a custom screened t-shirt with a bandit sporting a great stache of his own. And as if this picture couldn’t get any classier, Adil pairs the t-shirt with a form fitting blazer.

Adil, you look ready to go out on the town, staches blaring.

Handlebars are in!

dervin — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:25:46 +0000

Mike, to the left, sports a handlebar that simply never goes out of style. And he has paired it fantastically with a pair of Aviators to give himself the prime State Cop look.

We here at Stachist salute Mike and his glorious handlebar. Rock on.

We almost got our first boobies!

dervin — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 00:21:26 +0000

When this mustache blog got started, we never anticipated the number of girls who would send pictures of themselves with their staches, generally drawn on their finger. We certainly never expected to get hot girls showing us their assets. Well, sirs, we almost got our first boobies courtesy of Ashley. Her stache is perfectly drawn* on her finger, and her wide eyed deer-in-headlights look is surely enough to make many of our readers consider a marriage proposal. Stay beautiful, and stached, Ashley. Hooray!

* Editor’s note: the stache, amazingly, is a tattoo! Big ups to Ashley

Rainer makes it rain

dervin — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:21:19 +0000

There’s not much else to say besides the fact that Rainer has a stache. An extremely solid stache.

Naci may have a job selling rum in his future

dervin — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 22:21:20 +0000

While we can only see the left side of Naci’s face, we have to assume that his wonderful stache extends to the right side as well. If it indeed does, he is a Captain Morgan lookalike. Naci, congrats on your wonderful stache, and don’t break too many hearts out there in your future quest to sell the finest spiced rum around.

Hmmmmmmmmmm…

dervin — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:11:17 +0000

Looks like these mustachioed ladies are having a good old fashioned ponderin’ session. Probably about how sweet it is to finally have staches, albeit artificial ones.

Mikey’s Sweet Stache

dervin — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 02:50:44 +0000

Mikey, to the left, has fashioned a terrific handlebar. It kind of makes me want to sit on his nose and then fall off down the slides of hair he has going on. Mustache slides for everyone!