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We [Mustache] Pinterest

It seems like nothing can stop people from pinning pictures of cool shit online. We are flattered that many Stachist pictures have been pinned on the site and encourage any Pinterest users to keep on pinnin’.
We’d also like to thank Pinterest for making us our very on Stachist page on Pinterest. See what’s been pinned!
Bob’s handlebar for the ages
Bob is a tried and true Mainer, and his tried and true handlebar stache makes the entire state proud. He’s obviously trained the tips so well with wax that they just magnificently curl up towards his cheeks.
Wear Fake Mustaches… and other hilarity by comic Brendon Walsh
Check out this video by hilarious comic Brendon Walsh. It covers how to wear fake mustaches and ruin someone’s date at the movies. Enjoy!
Not Just Baseball Anymore

Well. I have to admit. I obviously have not done my homework on moustachioed sports. Apparently hockey players have quite a bit of lip swagger as well.
According to an article from Yahoo Sports, the Ducks Goalie, Jonas Hiller has made a special Movember mask featuring black and white pictures of all his teammates with moustaches. On the back, it features a particularly large picture of himself sporting similar facial adornments. Congratulations Jonas, you have renewed my faith in professional sports.
(Credit for finding the article goes to Reddit user FearElBeardo)
Fear the Mustache—Ed Lee’s Mustache
Behold a ridiculously awesome and totally irrelevant campaign video for San Francisco mayoral candidate and current interim mayor Ed Lee. I’m not sure what his policies are but he has a mustache which is sufficient to get my vote. He also has really cool friends, like:
- MC Hammer
- Biz Stone, Twitter Co-Founder
- will.i.am, The Black Eyed Peas
- Ronnie Lott, 49ers Legend
- Willie Brown, Former SF Mayor
- Marissa Mayer, Google
- Hunter Walk, YouTube
- Brian Wilson, The Beard
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Fix those bald faces! (Right in your browser)
The internet has done a great job at bringing us just about anything we can ask for. With little effort you can find everything from the very important funny pictures of cats, to the lesser valued charity sites which people occassionally send around. Despite these wonderful capabilities, the internet still hasn’t been able to provide people with what they truly need. That is- until now.
Whether you’re looking to make a funny cat picture funnier, or give the most generous gift ever to some random politician or actor in a news article, Mustachio is here to help. With this in-browser application for Google Chrome, every picture is automatically given the moustache it has so desperately needed all along.
In amazing site news….
Little the cat’s mustache is 100% real. Learning that was kind of like finding out that there is in fact Santa.
Extreme close up to display its true glory.
Catstache ftw
It’s not everyday that an animal can pull off a dead ringer for Geraldo Rivera, but this little pussy named Little rocks a stache like it is going out of style.
Deck out that poor laptop, iphone, or ipad!
Do you wake up and cry tears of happiness when you see your trusty lip companion in the mirror?
Do you then cry tears of sadness when you realize your laptop will never be able to experience the type of happiness that you can?
Well! Now not only can you give your laptop a mustache, which has already been done , but you can also give it a bike.
That way it can ride to the party where all the cool mustached computers are hanging out.
(Also available for iphone, ipod, ipad, and as a poster)
Mustache Music Monday: Your Father’s Mustache Band
Every once in a while, it gets difficult to find a mustachioed band.
Yes, yes- I know. Why don’t more bands just grow mustaches so that their music can be better? I have no idea. You can take that up with them on your own time.
BUT I DIGRESS. Today, facing the blogger’s worst enemy- a lack of spontaneous material. So, in a last ditch attempt, I googled “Mustache Band.” And I dare say, this internet prospector has done gone struck him some gold.
YES! This google search spawned results, and within the first result! Your Father’s Mustache Band is a jazz band comprised of various well trained and practiced musicians who have been house band “at the Bull & Bush Restaurant and Brewpub in Denver for over 30 years.”
And as far as I can tell, a few of them DO have mustaches of their own.






