Archive for the ‘Woman Mustache’ Category
Bearhug! sent in the below video. Women who have a mustache that only shows up when using a camera are a common problem. So watch out for them- you never know when the girl of your dreams may have a secret stache. Hence her being the girl of your dreams.
My toddler cousin is the bomb and wanted a mustache. And she doesn’t even know my name yet. Or my mustache, though she will be introduced before it is all said and done. And people will promptly call the authorities on me.
It’s like the beautiful little Irish girl decided to look like Sam from Guess Who, but with hair.
Just days after we celebrated Frida’s birthday, reader (and new love of my life) Jenny Anne submitted a picture full of awewsome cranial accessories. Perched atop her dome is a kickass fedora, on her nose sit stylish spectacles, and on her upper lip the clincher: a perfectly symmetrical, definitely real*, handlebar.
In the picture, she is taking a break from Stachist to read the New York Times. Which is a little more consistent in its output of content.
* I may have slightly exaggerated authenticity of Jenny Anne’s stache.
Frida Kahlo, the world’s most famous mustachioed (and unibrowed) female is honored today, the 103rd anniversary of her birth, by being the subject of the Google doodle.
She’s also one of the two females in Stachist’s masthead collage.
Jean-Marc grew his from scratch, but he is getting dethroned by a new stache. The fingerstache (temporary tattoo?) that Miss Valencia sports is, well, tantalizing. Celebrating the mustache has never looked so good.
We always choose to believe that attractive girls sit at home constantly updating their browsers, of which Stachist is the homepage, taking breaks only to submit pictures of themselves, completely and utterly in love with Stachist, wanting nothing more than to scream our name from the top of a mountain. This case is clearly no exception.
So this post is a couple months late, but last September, at the 2009 Emmy awards, Sarah Silverman pranked everyone by wearing a fake mustache while the award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series was being presented. She, of course, was on of the nominees. She did an amazing job of keeping a straight face while the camera was on her and should have won just for that antic. Shenanigins!
The iMustache iPhone app lets you add an assortment of different mustaches to any pictures or photos you take with your camera. The app features a wide assortment of mustache styles and colors including the classic Groucho Marx eyebrow/glasses/nose/mustache disguise. It also lets you resize and rotate the stache to get it just right.
Of course, the app will mostly be used to be-stache women, as demonstrated in the sample here. Men, on the other hand, can just grow their own.
(Thanks to Joe for the tip)
[iMustache from ObjectGraph]
We here at Stachist want you to have a great end to 2009. But be safe, be careful, and please don’t wake up next to this lady stache:
. . . Then she goes and somehow, in a sly forty-five year old who somehow grows more attractive by the day kind of way, makes herself even more perfect by adding a playful lady stache to her arsenal. Perfectly thin, it helps accent the Hollywood power she has gained as the Oscar nominated star of The Blind Side.
Congratulations to Entertainment Weekly on a fantastic cover featuring not only Sandra Bullock with a mock stache, but also a glimpse of Avatar and a shout out to Mainer Stephen King.