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Grand Moustache Transformations

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Any regular reader would know that I love to insinuate that the moustache makes the man. While I do this in (partial) jest, TBWA shows us that in some cases, this is absolute fact. (The following images are their property, and were found via Flavorwire)

See Che, Mario, Hulk Hogan, Freddie Mercury, Gandhi, and Einstein after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Lohjoeman

December 7th, 2011 at 3:33 pm

The double stache

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Adil has an almost perfectly manicured stache, and compliments it with a custom screened t-shirt with a bandit sporting a great stache of his own.  And as if this picture couldn’t get any classier, Adil pairs the t-shirt with a form fitting blazer.

Adil, you look ready to go out on the town, staches blaring.

Written by dervin

December 6th, 2011 at 2:27 pm

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Some Stache on a Sunday

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If you’re like me, Sunday means football.  NFL football, specifically.  Also, if you’re like me, Sunday football on FOX means one of the best staches in the game, on the upper lip of host James Brown.  This perfectly coiffed stache represents the best that the NFL has to offer, and we are proud to fly the James Brown flag on this blog.

Written by dervin

December 4th, 2011 at 11:36 am

Posted in Sports Mustaches

Wear Fake Mustaches… and other hilarity by comic Brendon Walsh

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Check out this video by hilarious comic Brendon Walsh.  It covers how to wear fake mustaches and ruin someone’s date at the movies.  Enjoy!

Written by dervin

December 3rd, 2011 at 12:09 pm

Win Free Stache Swag

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Bic Razors Show Us Your StacheYes! Another contest tailored directly to us, my moustachioed brethren!

If you you go to the facebook page for Bic Razors, they are having some free give-aways in tandem with a facial hair photo submission contest. But act fast, the contest ends December 16!

All we ask is you remember your favorite moustache blog when you become a furry faced celebrity.

Written by Lohjoeman

December 2nd, 2011 at 7:16 am

Handlebars are in!

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Mike, to the left, sports a handlebar that simply never goes out of style.  And he has paired it fantastically with a pair of Aviators to give himself the prime State Cop look.

We here at Stachist salute Mike and his glorious handlebar.  Rock on.

Written by dervin

December 1st, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Posted in Submitted Staches

It makes the violin all the more classy…

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To the left is a still hot from an old Traveler’s Insurance commercial for, well, insurance and stuff.  But it is also an advertisement for Stachist, as the violin player in the commercial ups his class by rocking a violin.  The only thing that would make this more classy would be if he were using the stache as a bow.

Written by dervin

November 27th, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Posted in Actor Mustaches

Every 20 minutes….

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Every 20 minutes, a child is diagnosed with…. A MUSTACHE!

Sounds like there is legit research is behind this “adjusted” billboard.

Written by dervin

November 26th, 2011 at 10:19 am

Our First Payola: Mustache Magnetic Poetry

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People always wonder why I started a blog about mustaches. Was it for the fame? The money? The women?

It was for all of the above. …and for the schwag. See, bloggers of a certain fame are propositioned to review products, which, most of the time, they are given for free. It just so happens that I was propositioned by the makers of the Mustache Poet line of Magnetic Poetry. A fine product indeed! Let me tell you about it.

The set contains over 200 manly words like “groovy,” “power,” “party,” “intrigue,” and “freedom.” And, because they are magnetic, you can put them on any metal surface and they will just stay there! Put them in your locker, on your fridge, your file cabinet or your toolbox. It would make for a great stocking stuffer!

If you are looking for more mustache related gear, check out other mustache merchandise.

Check out my poem after the jump! Read the rest of this entry »

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November 23rd, 2011 at 10:16 am

We almost got our first boobies!

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When this mustache blog got started, we never anticipated the number of girls who would send pictures of themselves with their staches, generally drawn on their finger.  We certainly never expected to get hot girls showing us their assets.  Well, sirs, we almost got our first boobies courtesy of Ashley.  Her stache is perfectly drawn* on her finger, and her wide eyed deer-in-headlights look is surely enough to make many of our readers consider a marriage proposal.  Stay beautiful, and stached, Ashley.  Hooray!

* Editor’s note: the stache, amazingly, is a tattoo!  Big ups to Ashley

Written by dervin

November 22nd, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Posted in Submitted Staches