Hey listeners, if you’ve just joined us, you’re listening to Break Fluid Radio. In the studio here today you’re listening to DJ Robert Henry Press.
While his head may be a little sparse of hair, he makes up for it with the grand ornamentation on the lower half of his face. A mustache that resembles the horns of a water buffalo and a goatee that looks like an orb of whiskers.
I’m too lazy to write a new post but I wanted to acknowledge today. Martin Luther King Jr. was a great mustached American.
Here’s our post from 2 years ago. It’s OK to recycle it because you don’t remember that anyhow.
We like mustaches here at Stachist. And you can put a mustache on just about anything!
Needless to say, there are some things that you shouldn’t put a mustache on; You can also have too many. Stand-up comedian Chris D’Elia reams one audience member who takes the mustache too far.
The first submitted stache of 2011 did not disappoint in the slightest, as its red-tinged glory is right there on Andrew’s upper lip for all to enjoy. Andrew has paired his stache with a tie and suspenders, rounding out the classic look.
He is also gazing into the top right corner of the room he is in, as there is clearly something important going on there that precludes him from looking at the camera.
Bob is a tried and true Mainer, and his tried and true handlebar stache makes the entire state proud. He’s obviously trained the tips so well with wax that they just magnificently curl up towards his cheeks.
Steve Jobs just got even better. I found this photo while checking out Google’s 2011 Zeitgeist. Steve Jobs was the 9th most searched for thing on Google in 2011. In 6th and 10th are the iPhone 5 and iPad2.
I don’t know about you guys, but I think he deserves a spot on the Stachist Masthead.
There are various shops where you can go to get your mustache related merchandise. Some are here, some are over there. Wouldn’t it be great if you could buy your mustache coffee cup, mustache undies, and all of your other mustache goods in one place?* Now you can at MustacheAttack.com.
Just in time for Christmas they have generously offered Stachist readers 15% discount! Use code STACHIST15 at checkout to get your discount.
Merry Christmas! They also sell the festive card below.
* Not sure if they actually carry undies, but give ‘em some time.
Well, Christmastime is here again, and it’s time to get a gift for that special stache-loving lady in your life. And Kay Jewelers has one thing right- you should get her some oh so special jewelry from your heart to hers.
But I speak not of diamonds! Oh no, your lady deserves the best money can buy!
And what’s the best, you ask?
Well certainly you must know– I mean a stache!
(I myself gave these earrings to a very beautiful lady myself last christmas, and solidly give them whatever furry seal of approval I, as a Stachist writer and general moustache enthusiast, can offer.)
Any regular reader would know that I love to insinuate that the moustache makes the man. While I do this in (partial) jest, TBWA shows us that in some cases, this is absolute fact. (The following images are their property, and were found via Flavorwire)
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