Get a paper cut? Fall and scrape your knee? Freak bird attack? What better solution than a mustache?

We all know that the joy mustaches bring to life has a healing power of it’s own, but now, thanks to Urban Outfitters, mustaches literally nurture your very wounds back to health. With each bandage topped with the striking image of a magical lip mitten, not only will you meet with a speedy recovery, but you will do so in the height of fashion.