It’s the most powerful accessory, and many men in history have used it to their advantage.  What is it, you ask?  A red power tie? No.  A Rolex?  Hardly.  The finishing touch is a well groomed, robust mustache.

Unfortunately, at some point during recent history, by way of cop mockumentaries, it’s rise as a pornstar necessity in the 7os, and the current hipster quest to turn it into an ironic swatch of hair, we have forgotten that the ‘stache is, first and foremost, a dominating entity.

For better or worse, mustaches can be used as a finishing touch for men from mass murderers to sex symbols to peace keepers.  The 7 Wonders of the World, in mustache form:

1. “The Peace ‘Stache”- Ghandi

While the ‘stache isn’t particularly impressive, the man more than makes up for it.  Ghandi was the ultimate badass by simply not being a badass.  He was the king of killin’ it… non-violently of course.
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