More mustache merchandise from Etsy! Ladies can now ornament their private parts with a handlebar stache. I call it the “Muffstache”.

The seller offers some opinions of men with mustaches and the women who love them:

Gentlemen prefer blondes but scoundrels prefer girls with mustache undies. And we wouldn’t have it any other way, really. Attract the wrong sort with these hand-screened mustache undies…

[Mustache Undies from Etsy]

We’ve already told you about mustache coffee mugs for your coffee and mustache fiends. Well, now you can cover all your beverage bases with these mustache pint glasses from Etsy. If there’s anything I love more than coffee, it’s beer (and if there’s anything I love more than beer, it’s a mustache).

The mustache stencils are handmade and sand-blasted on the dishwasher-safe (though not entirely drunkard-safe) pint glasses.

Want to see the mustache pint glasses in action or show yours off? The creators set up a flickr group.