Feeling down? Don’t see the purpose in life? Can’t seem to get anywhere in the dating game? Cry yourself to sleep every night?

You need a mustache.

And guess what?! With the wonderful Manly Mustache Mirror Clings from Urban Outfitters, you can skip the months of waiting for it to grow, as well as the disappointment that it’s not full enough! Now every time you look in the mirror when you wake up you’ll be ready to plow through the day with a smile at face, knowing you’ll get back to that mirror.

And that handsome mustached felow you see? Who plans to sleep in your bed tonight? Yes, that is you.

Conan has gone through some major changes in 2009, moving from New York to LA, and moving his show from Latenight to Tonight.  But until now his upper lip has remained bare and boring.  If the below picture is any indication, he will be flashing a nice reverse handlebar stache on the Tonight Show during an upcoming episode.  While it may be fake, there is no shame in having a lightning rod such as Conan supporting the mustached millions.