We here at Stachist love our readers.  Especially those with staches themselves, and especially more so those who send in pictures of said staches.

Jean-Marc Tomei is no exception- with a French name that rolls off your tongue like a light rain runs off his well-groomed handlebar, Jean-Marc has the name, he has the flair, he has the stache, he has our respect. Aand most important of all, he has your attention.

You want your picture here?  Get growing.  And learn how to use email.

You’ve heard of milk mustaches—those are for kiddos. Grown men with real mustaches prefer to wear the Guiness mustache instead. And having a real stache underneath makes your Guiness last just that much longer. Facebook fan Gregory models the Guiness mustache with his already impressive handlebars.

When Ploof’s mustache (featured two posts back) emerged from its cocoon of a beard, the hairs that gave their lives to allow his stache to flourish did not go down without one last work of art, a robust Fu Manchu.

Currently my beard is at the 5 week mark, and I am anxiously awaiting the time when I can begin to twist the tips of my mustache.  Will I be able to put up with the Brillo pad that is on my face until that time comes?  Is it cheating to grow a beard and then converting to a mustache rather than Staching organically?  Will I use Just For Men because my beard is like 4 shades lighter than the hair on my head?  Will my beard hairs fall into such a delicate manner as Ploof’s clearly did (because there is no way he would have arranged the hair like this)? Will people ever come to their senses and realize they are NAMED KILLER WHALES FOR A REASON? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Also, it is important to note that if you really really wanted to see Mr. Miagi’s face in the tub (a la Jesus’s face in a slice of bread), you totally can.  Wax on, wax off.