The Central Michigan Chippewas won the GMAC Bowl in thrilling fashion earlier tonight, defeating Troy in double overtime.  Some would say it was the masterful quaterbacking of senior Dan LeFevour.  They would be wrong.

The win was clearly a direct result of interim head coach Steve Stripling’s robust stache.  Speaking of which. . . Central Michigan?  Interim head coach?  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  What does a guy have to do to get rid of that interim title.  Clearly not just having an awesome lip carpet.  Maybe winning a bowl game will help, but I’m not sure if I want to live in a world where bowl wins are valued more than mustaches.